Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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