Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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