i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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