You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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