One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
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