wake up i wanna do it froggy style
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
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