Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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