dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
Randomize
