Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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