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My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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