Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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