Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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