He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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