that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
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