D3 body, D1 cock
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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