3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
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