in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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