I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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