saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
it wasn't lemon gatorade
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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