i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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