Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
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