you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
The air was thick with penises
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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