you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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