You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
Randomize
