so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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