Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
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