Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
Randomize
