On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
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