six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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