So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
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