He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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