I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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