its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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