i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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