you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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