that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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