your thong is hanging out like whoa
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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