i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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