before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize
