needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
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