haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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