Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
We need to feng shui this bitch.
Randomize
