Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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