i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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