Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
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