It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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