I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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