let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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