She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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