Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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