why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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