quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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