Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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