...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
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