I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
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