Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
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