it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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