you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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