U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
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