If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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