You're my little dorito
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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