all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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