Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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